A Surrealist Tax Audit Adventure
You've inherited The Melting Spit, a kebab shop where reality is... flexible.
The Tax Inspector has arrived for an audit. Your survival depends on how you handle each situation.
Use the SLIDER to choose between Maximum Goblin (chaotic, instinctive) and Totally Math (orderly, precise) approaches. The middle positions? You'll have to guess...
Turn the DIAL to shift between Dali (surreal, artistic), Balanced (mixed), and Doner Kebab (practical, grounded) perspectives.
Your choices affect your Chaos, Order, Gold, and Reputation.
There are no wrong answers... only consequences.
Your story concludes...